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Redneck
MBA, thats me. An educated redneck. Yep, took me forever to get that sheep skin. Damn sheep are hard to catch yall! Oh, I
got that MBA to. One thing about an MBA, you don't have to be too damn smart to get it. I am living proof yall. I
am sick and tired of the gloom and doom attitude the politicians keep throwing at us. It is time to talk about what
is good about our country instead of focusing on the bad. Stick around for some fun and laughs!
MY NOT SO FAMOUS QUOTES:
Who can give law to lovers? Love
is a greater law to itself; Except in divorce court, where the law takes all you've got, by god! by: Redneck MBA! (mostly applies to closing time at the bar, yall'); (i was quoting tha-row at the
bar after a recent divorce. i ran out of money and they proceeded to tha-row me out!)
↓Viva Viagra Sound Bite↓ ↓
I JUST LOVE TRASH YALL. I LOOK AROUND
AT HOME AND SMILE, BECAUSE TRASH IS ALL I GOT LEFT AFTER ALL THEM WIVES YALL! I LOVE
TRASH YALL!!!!
I BEGGED HER TAIL NOT TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD,
AND WHEN SHE LEFT, I CELEBRATED. FOR HER OF COURSE!
WHEN SHE CALLED I TOLD HER "IF HOLLYWOOD
DON'T NEED YOU, HONEY I STILL DO". THE DAMN HOUSE IS A MESS! http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/c8fb9dd5
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......Zero is a big Percy Sledge fan and he just loves a good
woman yall. Usually he's humping anybody, but we pretend not to notice when ole Tom had his way with him, pervert! When a man loves a woman, or in
this case, when a boy cat humps a boy wiener dog. Sickening yall! |
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And now, the day-view of the Clydes-dales, yall!
Zero's one and
only new hero yall! A by god seal yall. I have nothing to
say, except he loves to roll on the damn thing, and smells like a dead fish yall!
We named it "The
Mighty Quinn"!
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